I Might Not Date You If…

We are week 3 into my online dating adventure.

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I have learned that I might need to update my profile to include more detailed information.

  1. If there is gym equipment in the back ground of your selfie… I might not date you
  2. If your occupation is listed as “hotshot”… I might not date you
  3. If you have more typos in your bio than words spelled correctly… I might not date you
  4. Let’s not even address grammar!
  5. If you tell me that you spend most of your time at 24 Hour Fitness… I might not date you
  6. If your user name is “Broken”… I might not date you

That was all just in today’s matches.

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60 thoughts on “I Might Not Date You If…

  1. ha ha … you did write the post! I’ve been busy with work and haven’t had a chance to write you back but MAN, have I got a great story to share with you. I’ll send you an email soon.

  2. I am glad to see there are still ladies out there, genuine ladies that want to date genuine men. Good luck with your quest and I hope you will soon find what you are looking for. Though sometimes they are closer than they appear to be. Keep your eyes open.

  3. Saving My Belly Button Ring says:

    You are not making a very good case for someone to want to try online dating. hahaha But you are keeping us quite entertained. hahaha Love your first pic in the blog. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Thanks! I saw that first eCard and was like ‘Oh my goodness, that’s so true!! Dating me would be Awesome!’ ๐Ÿ™‚

      And, I keep hearing from people that met their current signification other via online dating – so it does work, apparently…

      • Saving My Belly Button Ring says:

        You’ve got that right, dating you would be Awesome!!

        I think you are on to something, if life keeps handing you success stories….there could be a reason! ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. They should have a separate dating site where you can connect with by making fun of the stuff you saw on other dating sites. I bet you’d find your soul mate for sure.

  5. NotAPunkRocker says:

    At this point, I would be willing to take a chance on these. That is me though, not you ๐Ÿ™‚

    • It’s going about as well as I expected it to! I did have to laugh, I was joking the other day that I should write a post about all of the reasons I might not date you – and then today, I’m not kidding, out of 12 matches, 6 were those… and I just had to share the story!!

  6. holy smokes. Are you kidding me? There has got to be more fish out there and with better qualifications. I’m sort of giggling I must admit because I had no idea those sorts of matches would come up. I can just envision you sitting in front of your computer with your eyes bugging out and rolling all at once.

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